by HashtagMomFail | May 8, 2017 | PARENTING, PREGNANCY
Mother’s Day is this Sunday. I love that there is a day dedicated to the women that pushed a tiny human out of their bodies or had it surgically removed from their uterus. Then didn’t sleep for months and sometimes years to take care of that little human and try to...
by HashtagMomFail | Apr 19, 2017 | PREGNANCY
It’s here! The third trimester of my second pregnancy has arrived. I am so grateful my baby boy is healthy and growing like a weed. In a short twelvish weeks, I will get to meet him for the first time and kiss his fat little adorable face. In the meantime, I am...
by HashtagMomFail | Mar 8, 2017 | PREGNANCY
It’s official! The Johnson family is welcoming another sweet baby boy to the mix! I will soon be outnumbered 4:1. This number obviously includes our dog, Newman Rockwell Johnson. I am faithfully carrying on the Johnson family tradition of having boys....
by HashtagMomFail | Feb 21, 2017 | PREGNANCY
I had my first day of this pregnancy where I completely and totally lost it this week. Pretty much everything that happened made me mad or made me want to cry. When I realized how ridiculous I was being, I decided I needed to blog about it. That’s logical,...
by HashtagMomFail | Jan 31, 2017 | PREGNANCY
I am here to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Brace yourselves. This one gets messy. Is it just me or am I the only woman that is not a cute, adorable tiny pregnant lady with a teeny baby bump? I am only fifteen weeks pregnant and I can no...
by HashtagMomFail | Jan 4, 2017 | PREGNANCY
I’m listening to Kelly Clarkson on Apple Radio as I type so I thought the title of this post seemed appropriate. Yes, I am 32 years old and still listen to Pop music. My husband recently told someone my idea of the oldies were the Backstreet Boys and Mariah...