Social Media Is Not Real Life
I have probably said this one million times. But today I felt the need to say it again. Social...
A Relaxing Summer Vacation = Lowering Your Standards as a Parent
My summer beach vacation has come and gone. I am so sad that it is over. Each year, me, my husband...
When the Kids Stay With Their Grandparents: Then vs. Now
I remember the first night I let my newborn baby stay with his grandparents. Disclaimer: Of course...
I Used To Be That Asshole
I used to be a total asshole. A snarky little beeotch. This was before I had kids obviously. I'm...
How To Take A “Life Break” When You Have Small Children
Kids are exhausting. I don't care if you have one kid or you have nineteen kids, they will wear...
Three Reasons You Should See A Therapist
I have been, and continue to be, very open about my experiences with depression and anxiety....
Girl, Cry Your Eyes Out
The other day, I posted a picture on my Facebook page of my one-year old, crying on the floor with...
Completely Random Thoughts I Have Throughout the Day
As a parent of two tiny minions, I sometimes find my mind wandering in odd directions. Sometimes,...
When Co-Sleeping Equals Survival
Never say never. For real. And if you do say never, wait for it to bite you in the ass. Why?...
My Worst Spray Tanning Experience: A Story I’ll Never Forget
Oh spray tans. I do love you. When I am starting to look like Casper, you can make me look like I...
Self-Care: Just One More Task To Complete?
I feel like self-care has become such a buzzword lately. It's everywhere, mostly in parenting...
My 15 Favorite Tweets: All from me because I think I’m funny
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Jamie Johnson
I am a full time working mom. I write about real life, and real life gets messy. You can read more of my writing on Good Morning America, The Today Show, Her View From Home, Motherly, Scary Mommy and others.
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