Social Media Is Not Real Life
I have probably said this one million times. But today I felt the need to say it again. Social...
A Relaxing Summer Vacation = Lowering Your Standards as a Parent
My summer beach vacation has come and gone. I am so sad that it is over. Each year, me, my husband...
When the Kids Stay With Their Grandparents: Then vs. Now
I remember the first night I let my newborn baby stay with his grandparents. Disclaimer: Of course...
I Used To Be That Asshole
I used to be a total asshole. A snarky little beeotch. This was before I had kids obviously. I'm...
How To Take A “Life Break” When You Have Small Children
Kids are exhausting. I don't care if you have one kid or you have nineteen kids, they will wear...
Girl, Cry Your Eyes Out
The other day, I posted a picture on my Facebook page of my one-year old, crying on the floor with...
Completely Random Thoughts I Have Throughout the Day
As a parent of two tiny minions, I sometimes find my mind wandering in odd directions. Sometimes,...
When Co-Sleeping Equals Survival
Never say never. For real. And if you do say never, wait for it to bite you in the ass. Why?...
18 months with two kids: 8 things I’ve learned about having a second child
Right after I had my now 18-month old son, Simon, I wrote a post about all the things I had...