


by HashtagMomFail | Oct 15, 2017 | PARENTING
I think every mom has that one story that really just tops them all. The gross of the gross. The one where you wonder what you did to deserve this disgusting fate. Mine happened yesterday. The entire Johnson family had spent the week in Hilton Head for Fall Break and...by HashtagMomFail | Jun 26, 2017 | PREGNANCY
Three and a half weeks. Just three and a half more weeks until this baby enters the world. Three and a half really long, super uncomfortable, very swollen weeks. Three and a half more weeks of people asking me when the baby is due and then looking shocked when I tell...I am a full time working mom. I write about real life, and real life gets messy. You can read more of my writing on Good Morning America, The Today Show, Her View From Home, Motherly, Scary Mommy and others.