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Taking Your Baby Out In The Rain: A True Shit Show

by HashtagMomFail | Jan 30, 2020 | MOM FAIL

Today, I felt the need to tell this story of true and honest mom failure. It was a literal hot mess and I don’t know why I ever attempt to do anything with grace and tact. So here’s the deal. Why is taking a baby somewhere in the rain a total f-ing shit...

Cy Baby & the Bathroom Blowout

by HashtagMomFail | Oct 15, 2017 | PARENTING

I think every mom has that one story that really just tops them all. The gross of the gross. The one where you wonder what you did to deserve this disgusting fate. Mine happened yesterday. The entire Johnson family had spent the week in Hilton Head for Fall Break and...

Holy #MomFail: When Threenagers Rebel

by HashtagMomFail | Jul 3, 2017 | MOM FAIL

This last couple weeks have been a real doozy for me when it comes to parenting. As in, I have #momfailed more than normal. Right when I think I can’t get any more mediocre as a parent, something like this happens. I have heard that three is worse than two. That...

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