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I Used To Be That Asshole

by HashtagMomFail | Jun 25, 2019 | PARENTING

I used to be a total asshole. A snarky little beeotch. This was before I had kids obviously. I’m still an asshole, just not as often and mostly when I’m sleep deprived. So, this post is my apology to all the women in my life that had kids before me,...

The Life Of A Clueless Parent: I’m Still Winging It

by HashtagMomFail | May 23, 2017 | PARENTING

I have an almost three year old little boy and another baby boy on the way in about eight weeks. And I have absolutely zero idea what I am doing as a parent. I am completely and totally clueless. I thought by now I would have learned something, but I continue to be...

Adulting: Who Trusted Me to Grow Up?

by HashtagMomFail | Oct 25, 2016 | LIFE

I am an adult now. At least that is how people refer to me. The ripe old age of 32. I have a husband, a kid, a dog, a mortgage, a career, an IRA, a car payment and a shit ton of student loans. How in holy hell did this happen? Who trusted me to be an adult? Can I...

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