I Used To Be That Asshole

I Used To Be That Asshole

by | Jun 25, 2019 | PARENTING

I used to be a total asshole. A snarky little beeotch. This was before I had kids obviously. I’m still an asshole, just not as often and mostly when I’m sleep deprived. So, this post is my apology to all the women in my life that had kids before me,...
Girl, Cry Your Eyes Out

Girl, Cry Your Eyes Out

by | May 19, 2019 | PARENTING

The other day, I posted a picture on my Facebook page of my one-year old, crying on the floor with a cracker in his hand at 6:30 am. He was generally pissed at life and didn’t want to take off his Mickey Mouse pajama shirt that was a 12 month – he wears a 2T...
Just Take the Damn Trip

Just Take the Damn Trip

by | Jun 13, 2018 | PARENTING

I’m always saying I need a break. That I’m tired. That working full time, having two small children and a husband that coaches is exhausting. So I finally decided to just take a damn trip. Baseball season was over. I had vacation days. I’m not...
You Do You, Mama: A Heartfelt Goodbye To Nap Time

You Do You, Mama: A Heartfelt Goodbye To Nap Time

by | Mar 25, 2018 | PARENTING

The last few weeks have been a real shit storm. I thought that the dust had finally settled and I had caught up with life, but then my three year old decided to give up his nap. This is a difficult time for me, because I love napping as well. I also love spending time...
Cy Baby & the Bathroom Blowout 

Cy Baby & the Bathroom Blowout 

by | Oct 15, 2017 | PARENTING

I think every mom has that one story that really just tops them all. The gross of the gross. The one where you wonder what you did to deserve this disgusting fate. Mine happened yesterday. The entire Johnson family had spent the week in Hilton Head for Fall Break and...