by HashtagMomFail | Jan 30, 2020 | MOM FAIL
Today, I felt the need to tell this story of true and honest mom failure. It was a literal hot mess and I don’t know why I ever attempt to do anything with grace and tact. So here’s the deal. Why is taking a baby somewhere in the rain a total f-ing shit...
by HashtagMomFail | Oct 9, 2019 | MOM FAIL
Now that school is back in session, I have been back to giving my kids nightly baths. Don’t gasp at me, lady with clean kids. The pool or sprinkler count as a bath in the summer. Anywho, a few nights ago, I needed to place my grungy little two year old in the tub for...
by HashtagMomFail | Apr 4, 2019 | MOM FAIL
Oh spray tans. I do love you. When I am starting to look like Casper, you can make me look like I took an overnight trip to Barbados. Yes, you smell horrible and make my sheets orange, but you make me feel so much better about life. Everyone looks better with a tan,...
by HashtagMomFail | Dec 6, 2018 | MOM FAIL
Every article I see lately is about how it is the job of the mom to make Christmas magical for her kids. You know what I have to say about that nonsense? RUDE. Disclaimer: I am not trying to sound like a Scrooge here, but why does Christmas have to include so much...
by HashtagMomFail | Oct 17, 2018 | MOM FAIL
I am a full-time working mom with two little boys and a full-time working husband. I try to juggle all the balls without dropping any, but no one ever taught me how to juggle and I have no hand-eye coordination. That leads me to the fact that I am late for work a lot....
by HashtagMomFail | Oct 11, 2018 | MOM FAIL
In a post from about a year ago, I wrote that not all of us can be like Joanna Gaines and have a farmhouse-style kitchen table hand-crafted by a man named Clint. Then, what do you know, Christmas rolled around and I ended up with a handmade, farmhouse-style kitchen...