The Turd in the Tub
Now that school is back in session, I have been back to giving my kids nightly baths. Don’t gasp at me, lady with clean kids. The pool or sprinkler count as a bath in the summer. Anywho, a few nights ago, I needed to place my grungy little two year old in the tub for...
My Worst Spray Tanning Experience: A Story I’ll Never Forget
Oh spray tans. I do love you. When I am starting to look like Casper, you can make me look like I took an overnight trip to Barbados. Yes, you smell horrible and make my sheets orange, but you make me feel so much better about life. Everyone looks better with a tan,...
Moms, You Don’t Have To Make Christmas “Magical”
Every article I see lately is about how it is the job of the mom to make Christmas magical for her kids. You know what I have to say about that nonsense? RUDE. Disclaimer: I am not trying to sound like a Scrooge here, but why does Christmas have to include so much...
The Top Ten Reasons I Might Be Late For Work
I am a full-time working mom with two little boys and a full-time working husband. I try to juggle all the balls without dropping any, but no one ever taught me how to juggle and I have no hand-eye coordination. That leads me to the fact that I am late for work a lot....
The Kitchen Table
In a post from about a year ago, I wrote that not all of us can be like Joanna Gaines and have a farmhouse-style kitchen table hand-crafted by a man named Clint. Then, what do you know, Christmas rolled around and I ended up with a handmade, farmhouse-style kitchen...
Jamie Johnson
I am a full time working mom. I write about real life, and real life gets messy. You can read more of my writing on Good Morning America, The Today Show, Her View From Home, Motherly, Scary Mommy and others.
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