PREGNANCY Archives - HashtagMomFail

This Picture

by HashtagMomFail | Jul 21, 2020 | PREGNANCY

I didn’t see this photo until it appeared on my Timehop 3 years later, on Simon’s birthday yesterday. Actually, someone probably showed it to me in the recovery room, but that was all a huge blur. I remember that when they pulled him out of my c-section stomach, he...

No Husband, You Cannot Complain While I Am Pregnant

by HashtagMomFail | Dec 20, 2018 | PREGNANCY

I will start this post out with a disclaimer. I am not pregnant and do not plan to have any more babies. No, I am not going to try for a girl. Sorry to anyone that got excited when they read the title. I have had discussions with many of my friends lately about how...

Your Newborn Looks Like A Potato: A True Story

by HashtagMomFail | Dec 12, 2018 | PREGNANCY

After ten long months of being pregnant with my first child Henry, I literally could not wait to meet him. Actually, I don’t know if it was that I couldn’t wait to meet him or that I couldn’t wait for him to evacuate the premises. I am not a good...

I Don’t Like My Postpartum Body – And That’s Okay

by HashtagMomFail | Aug 30, 2017 | PREGNANCY

I write about things that people don’t like to talk about. And I am doing that again today. Sometimes you have to step outside your comfort zone. I had my second baby boy six weeks ago. He weighed eight pounds and two ounces and was delivered via c-section. Six...

Postpartum Depression: What I Wish I Had Known Sooner

by HashtagMomFail | Aug 9, 2017 | PREGNANCY

Once again, I am an open book when it comes to the postpartum depression I experienced with my now three year old son Henry. I have written multiple blog posts about it and shared how I managed to finally overcome the depression after almost having a nervous...

Almost There: My Real Life Pregnancy Update

by HashtagMomFail | Jun 26, 2017 | PREGNANCY

Three and a half weeks. Just three and a half more weeks until this baby enters the world. Three and a half really long, super uncomfortable, very swollen weeks. Three and a half more weeks of people asking me when the baby is due and then looking shocked when I tell...

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